|Not a shirtless picture.|
|Please let this be a joke. HAHAHAHAHA WTF?????|
|I'm pretty sure Douglas Murray would kill me.|
|WTF? Seriously what is happening in this photo|
|Hold on while I go die of laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA|
OK now that those are out of the way. Seriously WTF are these guys thinking???? OMG still laughing at that Ovechkin picture. Does he pose for Victoria's Secret or some shit now? OK seriously moving on.
San Jose Sharks v. Washington Capitals
(30-17-6) 66 pts (28-22-5) 61 pts
1st Place in the Pacific Division 2nd Place in the Southeast Division
3rd Place in the Western Conference 9th Place in the Eastern Conference
|Slappy is fucking terrifying BTW. Why the fuck are there 3 of those creepy things in this picture?|
Verizon Center, Washington D.C.
Patrick Marleau- Joe Thornton- Joe Pavelski
Ryan Clowe- Logan "teeth" Couture- Benn Ferriero
Jamie McGinn- Michal Handzus- Torrey Mitchell
Brad Winchester- Andrew Desjardins- John McCarthy
Marc-Edward "pickles" Vlasic- Dan Boyle
Douglas Murray- Brent Burns
Justin Braun- Jim Vandermeer
Alex Ovechkin- Marcus "MoJo" Johansson- Troy Brouwer
Jason Chimera- Mathieu Perreault- Alexander "Sasha" Semin
Matt Hendricks- Jeff Halpern- Joel Ward
Jay Beagle- Brooks Laich- Keith Aucoin
Karl Alzner- John Carlson
Jeff Schultz- Dennis Wideman
Roman Hamrlik- Dimitri Orlov
|Is it weird that I'm positive Joe's not wearing pants?|
|Even Semin is laughing at the idea of Ovi with his shirt off.|
|HAHA the fuck?|
|That's my exact thought every time I have to look at Logan Couture's face.|
Jason Demers (even though he's probably not playing)
Why Jason? Well he looks like the lovechild of Logan Couture and Ryan Clowe.
You know you see it! It creeps me out. I have a theory the Sharks are creating cloned humans from other players DNA. Or maybe they just have a certain "look" to the players they draft I don't know.