Versus NBC Sports Network Gameday: Weird Shirtless Pictures (Sharks vs. Capitals)

Not a shirtless picture.

It's the battle of the crap divisions on NBC! Seriously though both divisions the Sharks and Capitals play in suck. This should be a pretty good game however. The Sharks are always a force in the Western Conference and while the Capitals have struggled this season you can't take them lightly. Both are in a battle for first in their respective divisions, and this is considered a must win for both teams against an opposing conference team.  Plus both teams players really like to take weird shirtless pictures.

Please let this be a joke. HAHAHAHAHA WTF?????

I'm pretty sure Douglas Murray would kill me.

WTF? Seriously what is happening in this photo

Hold on while I go die of laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK now that those are out of the way. Seriously WTF are these guys thinking???? OMG still laughing at that Ovechkin picture. Does he pose for Victoria's Secret or some shit now? OK seriously moving on. 

San Jose Sharks            v.            Washington Capitals

(30-17-6) 66 pts                                                                          (28-22-5) 61 pts

1st Place in the Pacific Division                          2nd Place in the Southeast Division

3rd Place in the Western Conference                 9th Place in the Eastern Conference

Slappy is fucking terrifying BTW. Why the fuck are there 3 of those creepy things in this picture?

Where

Verizon Center, Washington D.C. 

Probable Lineups

Sharks

Patrick Marleau- Joe Thornton- Joe Pavelski

Ryan Clowe- Logan "teeth" Couture- Benn Ferriero 

Jamie McGinn- Michal Handzus- Torrey Mitchell

Brad Winchester- Andrew Desjardins- John McCarthy

Marc-Edward "pickles" Vlasic- Dan Boyle

Douglas Murray- Brent Burns

Justin Braun- Jim Vandermeer

Antti Niemi 

Capitals

Alex Ovechkin- Marcus "MoJo" Johansson- Troy Brouwer

Jason Chimera- Mathieu Perreault- Alexander "Sasha" Semin

Matt Hendricks- Jeff Halpern- Joel Ward

Jay Beagle- Brooks Laich- Keith Aucoin

Karl Alzner- John Carlson

Jeff Schultz- Dennis Wideman

Roman Hamrlik- Dimitri Orlov

Tomas Vokoun  

Is it weird that I'm positive Joe's not wearing pants?

Even Semin is laughing at the idea of Ovi with his shirt off.

HAHA the fuck?

That's my exact thought every time I have to look at Logan Couture's face.

Player of the Game
Jason Demers (even though he's probably not playing)
Why Jason? Well he looks like the lovechild of Logan Couture and Ryan Clowe. 

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You know you see it! It creeps me out. I have a theory the Sharks are creating cloned humans from other players DNA. Or maybe they just have a certain "look" to the players they draft I don't know.