Sunday, March 25, 2012

Flavor of the Week: Erik Karlsson

 Flavor of the Week is a feature on OGOP that will focus on one NHL player and what makes him crush worthy/completely objectify him. Warning: this post is girly and shallow! But I promise it will be semi-informative, maybe. This week we will be focusing on Ottawa Senators Defenseman Erik Karlsson!
Erik Karlsson reacts to his selection of Flavor of the Week. This shit is a huge honor, seriously.



Yes people it's every one's favorite feature Flavor of the Week! This week I'll be focusing on super adorable Swede Erik Karlsson! While it is true Erik is cuter than a puppies he's also an amazingly talented hockey player. Erik is many people's pick for the Norris Trophy this year, and for good reason. He's currently tied for 10th in the league in scoring with 72 points. He's also 23 points ahead of any other defenseman. Yea I'd say he should be considered for the Norris. Stats alone don't make some one of Flavor of the Week however, so let's take a look at what exactly makes Erik Karlsson so perfect shall we?

Some Actual Facts About Erik
  • 6'0" 180lbs
  • Born May 31st, 1990 in Landsbro, Sweden
  • Number: 65
  • Drafted 15th overall in the 2008 NHL entry draft by the Ottawa Senators  
Swedish Wizard
I'm pretty sure all Swedish people are wizards. Seriously. Look at the Sedins, how do they do that shit? I've also noticed all Swedes are either gorgeous or creepy. Just and observation. Obviously Erik falls under the gorgeous category. 
How did he do that? Crazy wizardry.
   Need a goal in the last 10 seconds of a game? Send out the wizard.
How did he flip that guy like that? Wizard.
He can make Jason Spezza look good. Serious fucking wizardry. 
Super wizard powers gone wrong.

Cuter than puppies and rainbows
Awwww....

Look at his widdle face!

Look at you and that hair. Too cute!

He has his name and number on his shirt. Adorable.

"You know I play hockey too." I know, look at you in that big boy uniform!

Even Erik's teammates can't help themselves, he's just so huggable.

That's so cute you tried to grow a mustache.

"Guys come on! Save some energy for the pillow fights later!"

"I love you so much DAD! Oops I mean Alfie. Sorry"

Ahhh so cute!!! Stop it!

Tickle Fight!

Cutest fight ever.

So much Swedishness! This photo just proves my point about Swedes, gorgeous or creepy.
O that Flow! 
 Epic black and white hair flip.
Best flow in the league.

And his hair was perfect.

My lord that hair is perfect. I have serious hair envy right now.

 OK now. WOW.
Perfectly swept back, damn you are beautiful.
Alright people it's time for those lovely ladies over at Erik's Talk-Sports Girlfriend page. I know you're excited. Let's see what these outstanding citizens have to say about Erik shall we? 

"Therese and Erik seem very much in love but she looks Indian in all her pictures. Lay off the tanning, it's gross! Imagine what she's gonna look like when she's over 30. Wrinkled, old lady."--Wow Racist much? I kid, I kid you're not racist you're just a hateful bitch.

"she is soooooo ugly and have done her boobs and lips, maybe she should do her hole face? so she doesnt have to look so old. 
All that she wants is his money, thats is all."--MEOW! Kitty likes to scratch. 

I think Erik Karlsson has a message for those girls.
 "Her maiden name is Karlsson.  She won't have to change her last name when they get married."--OK that's kind of adorable.


"he's so cute.  i wish he were mine"--Duh! Get in line hun. 


"I've actually adopted a kitten from her. They do animal rescues and she is very down to earth. so stop being jealous and accept that Erik has found a sweet girl."--See not everyone on that forum is a terrible person. You go random girl! 


OK that's it folks! As always if you have a suggestion for someone I should feature on Flavor of the Week leave it in the comments of hit me up on Twitter.


   

8 comments:

  1. mmmmmm hot stuff

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  2. I'd say he's better off with a female athlete, coach, team owner, or fitness instructor like most male athletes. Not some useless gold digger who knows nothing about sports. Maybe someone could set him up with one of the girls in the Swedish women's hockey team.

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    1. Meh I don't really care who athletes date or marry, it's really their decision. We don't know them, and we don't know how their relationship is. Love is blind, and also sometimes deaf and dumb too. They make their bed, as far as who they chose to date, they have to deal with whatever happens after that.

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  3. I don't know whether to take the Indian comment offensive...ahah. I'm Indian. >.<

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    1. haha I don't think the women that post over on that site are that intelligent. I wouldn't worry too much about what they say. They are highly entertaining though lol

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  4. actually he looks a litle bit like eric saade .

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  5. No he doesnt, are you one of those autistic kids that doesnt recognize or remember faces?

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  6. Eric got a really hot girlfriend! You can see her pretty photos and how they are happy being together! http://fandaily.info/wags/melinda-currey-is-erik-karlssons-girlfriend-photos-pic-bio-wiki/

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