|"YES! I'M FLAVOR OF THE WEEK! WOOOOO!"|
Yep it's that time again. There's a new Flavor of the Week, and two weeks in a row it's a flawless Swede. You're welcome ladies. This week's selection came from @TangerGirl58 on Twitter. You can also thank her for some of the awesome photos featured below, specifically the shirtless ones. OK let's get to why everyone is love with Landeskog!
Some Actual Facts about Gabriel
- 6'1" 204 lbs
- Born November 23rd, 1992 in Stockholm, Sweden
- Age: 19 (Wow that's young....but still legal, so it's OK, right?)
- Drafted 2nd overall in the 2011 NHL draft by the Colorado Avalanche
- Nicknames: Gabe, Landy
Is there any other rookie as clutch as Gabe? Seriously this kid is just so money.
Another clutch goal. Seriously where would the Avs be without this kid?
Gabe's first goal should have been a omen to the rest of the league. Gabriel Landeskog will score on you, it's going to happen.
Tweet me Landy!
I often talk about how funny some of these guys are on Twitter or in interviews or something. Gabe is definitely one of the better personalities out there. I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that he's Swedish. His English is spot on, and he seems to understand American humor pretty well too.
|Jokes about old balls are always funny.|
|Do it Gabe! Get some!|
|LOL I'm down if you are.|
|Unintentionally hilarious. Maybe his grip on English isn't there quite yet.|
|Anyone else ready to go work for that hotels cleaning staff?|
|I'm sure there are few other ways to show your female fans you appreciate them.|
|First off, LOL this is real? Second, kudos for having the balls to let everyone know where you live.|
|O yes we do.|
|What is it with guys and yoga pants. I wear them everyday because I'm lazy. Weirdos.|
|Haha chirpy chirp.|
|Party Time! I bet Gabe is a blast when he's drunk.|
|BRB dying of laughter.|
|Haha Landeskoging? Awesome.|
|I KNEW IT!!!!!|
|LOL. This kid is a stud, everyone know it.|
Gabe is a Babe
|Yes you silly! You're so cute.|
|This is the "there's a hot blonde in the front row" look of focus.|
|This is photo shopped right? No one is that flawless.|
|O hey there! Nice suit!|
|Hey Gabe I won't make you serve me food. I can make you some awesome breakfast, as long as you're naked though. In bed.|
|O RLY? OK if that's the way you prefer it.|
|Sure normal people just look off into the distance with wonder like that. Stop being perfect.|
|Nerdy glasses? You just know what I like don't you?|
|Yep you definitely know what I like.|
|This pic if for the ladies that dig guys who are good with kids. Enjoy.|
|That shirt is just a little too tight. I thank you for that Gabe.|
|This might be the only proof Landy is actually Swedish.|
|The Swedish Chef sure had a sexy kid.|
|Every picture of Gabriel Landeskog is gorgeous. Fact.|
|You look cold. We can fix that.|
|"What's that? I'm sexy? Yea I know."|
|This seems about the right girl-to-Gabe ratio I was expecting.|
|Yo Jack we're friends, but if you fuck up Landeskog's face we're gonna have a problem.|
|I can't tell if Gabe just needs bigger shirts or if he's doing this on purpose to show off his guns.|
|What's that? It's no gonna what itself? O you mean give you a blowie, O OK.|
|You are not 19! God Damn those Swedish genes!|
|I can't even right now.|
|This is just unacceptable. You with an adorable puppy, it's just.....too much. Need a moment.|
It's time for every one's favorite part of Flavor of the Week! Yep let's see what crazy bitches are saying about Gabe over at his Talk-Sports girlfriend page. These wonderful women I'm sure have some insight to him, as they always do. Enjoy!
OK I'm gonna be honest I felt a little weird about doing the girlfriend page thing just because he's so young but then I ran across this gem online.
Yep that's a direct message from Gabe to some chick on Twitter. She felt the need to post it online. I swear I'm gonna start a Twitter with a semi-slutty picture of myself and just start tweeting hockey players and see how long it takes for one of them to DM me. I might start a contest about it or something. Pick the winner and I'll buy you a shirt or some shit. Might be something fun to do to combat off-season boredness. Twitter is the new way for these guys to hook up with chicks apparently. OK now to the crazy bitches!
"If he is taken hes not a very good bf.. Seeing as he flirted with me at an avs game."-- I wasn't aware players flirted with fans during the game. But hey he's a rookie.
"Hes single. His ex brunette girlfriend and him broke up about 2 days before valentines day and has been single since then"-- Ah the old break-up before Valentine's. I somehow don't doubt this being true, very typical guy move.
"ive talked to gabe. he is single. he says he is single and acts single. he isnt dating that nicole girl."--Girls remember conversations that happen in your head are not real. Please stop posting them online, thanks.
|"lol i dont think he would date someone who is 300 pounds"--Hey who knows right? Maybe he's learning about women from Shane O'Brien. I Kid I Kid.....|
"OMG people.. you honestly have no lives! she is not dating him, they don't even talk anymore so leave them alone and realize that you will never get these NHL players.
Stop judging people, stop creeping people, and stop stalking people. You are all crazy. Who cares about any of this!"--AHHHH!!! LOUD NOISES!!!! Why are you crushing their sad pathetic dreams? Come on now, I need material for the blog.
"NICE BONER GABRIEL"--What? O you mean from the picture posted. Yea nice boner lol.
|Yep sometimes this site is alright. Keep on stalking ladies!|