NHL Coaches Shouldn't Let Me Eat at Umami Burger

If you let me eat here you will be fired!

So what's the deal with this? Am I crazy, or is this a real curse? Well here's my tweet from last night.

lafreak331 ‏ @lafreak331 This is the second time I've been at Umami burger and a coach has been fired and another hired right after. Coincidence or conspiracy?

8:35 PM - 2 Mar 12 via Twitter for iPhone 

 

Deliciously evil?

 

 

I found out about this while eating at Umami Burger in Santa Monica (yes I know there's one in Hermosa Beach now, and yes I know it's far closer to my house). My best friend/roommate were on our way to pick up her moms dog for the weekend. On our way there we stopped in Santa Monica for dinner. While we're sitting there I read my Twitter timeline and saw the Leafs fired Ron Wilson and hired Randy Carlye. I didn't really think much of it, except that I knew this was coming. We left and proceeded on our journey, but on the way back I remembered that this wasn't the first time this has happened. The last time I ate at Umami Burger in Santa Monica was the night the Ducks fired Randy Carlye and hired Bruce Boudreau. Kind of strange if you ask me. I mean what are the odds that I happened to be eating at the same place both nights? It's also the only two times I've eaten there since the season started. Hmmm...I had to investigate this completely stupid theory. 

 

I have eaten at Umami Burger in Hermosa Beach this year, and I don't remember a coach being fired, so I assume it's just the one in Santa Monica one that is cursed. Randy Carlye was involved both times as well. Does he eat a lot of hamburgers? Perhaps. Maybe he stiffed some waiter at Umami and they put a voodoo curse on him. This theory is totally possible. Maybe I should go again and see if it happens. But now that I know about it, will it not happen??? I don't know, what do you think? Coincidence or conspiracy? 

Of course it's aliens, it's always aliens.