Semi-Final Match-Up: Phoenix Coyotes v. Nashville Predators

The next match-up in the Western Conference Semi-Finals is between the Phoenix Coyotes and Nashville Predators. What? I know. Let's take a look at how these two teams match-up. Hint: it's boring.

Phoenix Coyotes
The Phoenix Coyotes live to fight another day. They might not have an owner, but the team that no one wants is in the second round. You go Coyotes!

"Dude this is the funniest movie of all time!"

"Umm..guys this is just a tape of us winning game 6."
"I know it's hilarious!"

"I'm not a hockey player, I just tweet a lot"

"Then I was like BAM! Take that bitch I'm Shane Fucking Doan!"

What can you expect from the Coyotes? Well they play tight defense and have a great goaltender in Mike Smith. Let's just say goals aren't really their thing. No goals, seriously, none scored and none let in. Goals are bad. I'm kidding they score sometimes, only if they feel like it though. 

 
Nashville Predators
Ya'll are hockey tonkin' still? Shit the south will rise again indeed! Keep on praying to sweet little baby Jesus, it seems to be working.
 

"That's all it was in Buffalo, just "BOOOOO", it was sad"

"I know man I played for Montreal this season. It's OK these fans here don't boo, they don't even know what's happening."

"See Mr. Immigration guy, we're American. Look at the KFC, Budweiser, and stupid sponsored jackets. We LOVE America, promise!"

"Fuck you Shea I'm number one bitch! WOO GO ME!"

The Nashville Predators are in the second round of the playoffs for the second consecutive season. Good for you Predators, you and your yellow can troll everyone for another few weeks. Go Yellow! 

The Match-Up
Both teams play a defense first style, and have excellent goaltenders between the pipes. Goals will be at a premium, but don't expect the games to be boring. I'm kidding it's going to be boring, grab a beer, it'll make it better. The Predators and their fans will be in your mouth all series. The Coyotes and their "goal howl" will haunt your dreams. Get ready for some good ol sunbelt hockey! 

Prediction
I will hate everyone and everything in this series five minutes into game 1.