I give a super in-depth and professional look at the Stanley Cup...I'm kidding I just made stupid photoshops....
We've come to the end of this journey, and it's time for the final script to be written. Literally, I wrote a (kind of) script. Enjoy the worst hockey movie ever made..
Opening Scene: Los Angeles, California. The New Jersey Devils arrive. Tired from their journey for delicious burgers, they stumble upon a local establishment.
Adam Henrique: "Guys they sell burgers here!"
Zack Parise: "OMG THESE BURGERS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHITE CASTLE!"
The Devils players run inside In-N-Out to purchase delicious burgers. Since they're hungry from their long and difficult journey from New Jersey, they go a little over board...
Zach Parise: "Kovy just look at those delicious burgers and fries! I think I'm in heaven."
Ilya Kovalchuk: "We can eat all these burgers, they're all ours!"
Zach and Ilya go the traditional route, while some of the other players opt for a more unorthodox method...
Martin Brodeur: "It's Glorious!"
Adam Henrique: "I love you In-N-Out burger makers!"
The Devils finished their journey to burger enjoyment. It's not the way they thought it was end, but ultimately it was better than they could have ever imagined.
Meanwhile the Los Angeles Kings somehow got lost on their way to the Prudential Center...
|Kings Player: "Guys I think we took a wrong turn on the turnpike."|
The Kings have arrived in New Jersey ready for the Stanley Cup Final. While Mike Richards and Jeff Carter look for the gorgeous girl who's briefcase they want to return. She supposedly lives in New Jersey, the Richards and Carter search the briefcase for clues...
Jeff Carter: "I'm telling you this girl is worth it, she's gorgeous."
Mike Richards: "OK Jeff what's her name?"
Jeff Carter: "Something with an "S". Maybe...Simmy, Sammy, Swanson? Oh hey check the briefcase!"
Jeff Carter: "Oh Snookie! I was way off."
Mike Richards: "Seriously???"
On the other side of town Jarret Stoll and Dustin Brown may have taken a wrong turn...
Jarret Stoll: "Where are we?!"
Dustin Brown: "I don't know but I think we should get the hell out of here!"
All the Kings players eventually made it safely to the Prudential Center for game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final. It will be a long journey for both the Devils and Kings, but they both have their eyes on the prize!
Drew Doughty: "Man the cup is a lot bigger than I thought it would be."
David Clarkson: "I want the cup.....Ahhh." (David Clarkson falls down)
Drew Doughty: "You OK?"
David Clarkson: "Yea I'm fine. This happens a lot"
Who win win the cup? I don't know, I'm just along for the ride.