I haven't actually watched the awards show yet. Will I? Maybe. I already know who won all the awards, and I didn't have to suffer through Nickelback. So, in my book, I won. What I did do though is get a bunch of pictures of the players in their suits, because that's really all we care about right? Enjoy.
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| You knew this would be the first picture. Just accept it. |
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| I missed your face. |
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| There's a shit ton of Hank pictures coming up. You've been warned. |
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| News Flash: Herink Lundqvist is still fucking beautiful |
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| "Hey Girl, Hey!" |
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| "I can say fuck casually on TV too." |
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| "This isn't the real trophy is this? It's kind of small guys." |
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| Hank's serious face, or just Hank's sexy face. |
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| Sweet trophy. |
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| If I won the Vezina I would want Lundqvist as my trophy. |
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| "I'm the best goalie in the league." |
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| "Cool story Hank." |
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| Nice three piece suit Brownie. |
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| Quick is still drunk. |
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| Look at Quick signing autographs for children. I didn't see Hank doing that. |
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| Another three piece suit? Ok then. |
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| You may have lost the Cup, but I'm sure I can make you forget about that. |
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| Take me now Adam. |
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| "Make sure you get a good view of my cheekbones." |
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| I have also missed your face, and flow. |
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| Still rocking that creeper stache I see. |
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| Erik actually looks good in pink. Of course he does. Flawless Swede is flawless. |
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| Speaking of flawless Swedes...HELLO GABE! |
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| I'll adjust that tie for you...right onto the floor with the rest of your clothes. |
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| You are not real. No one is this perfect. |
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| "Look at me with my perfect trophy, my perfect face, and my perfect smile." Jerk... |
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| Not give me that face Gabe. |
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| STOP IT!!! AHHHH SO PRETTY! |
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| "I don't know who this old guy is, but his wife totally wants to bang me." |
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| Is that a plaid fucking suit!??!?! |
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| "I'm not nominated for anything, I'm just here because it's in Vegas." |
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| "Oh hey there baby, I'm Patrice, it's nice to meet you." |
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| EVERYONE MOVE I CAN'T SEE PATRICE AND HIS SUIT! |
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| Chara is tall. Just FYI. |
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| Joffrey Lupul looks surprised to see the camera, I'm surprised to see Joffrey Lupul. It's been a while man. |
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| What's up Jordan Eberle? How have you been? |
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| I see why Brian Elliott was in a hurry to end his season. Damn girl! |
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| The Nuge! |
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| He looks like he's one of the players little brothers, or one of their kids. |
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| Russian love ))))) |
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| Geno get on stage. |
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| Geno give speech. |
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| Geno win all trophy. Girls Love ))))) |
Awesome post...thanks!!!
ReplyDeletethese are hilarious & awesome. MORE PLEASE!!!
ReplyDeleteI am a straight woman, but I still can't get over how pretty Elliott's girl is.
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