Voting closes Sunday July 22nd at Midnight! You can vote as many times as you want for each guy!
I now present your Naked Face Off Final Four!
#1 Gabriel Landeskog v. #4 Mike Richards
Oh yes, the match-up of your dreams (or nightmares because you have to choose). The flawless Swede versus the glorious Canadian. Let's take a look at why you should pick each one. First up, Mr. Landeskog.
|I want you on top of me. Don't think, just do it!|
OK, since that feature Gabe won the Calder Trophy for rookie of the year, because he was hotter than the two other guys nominated. (Sorry, Adam. I still love you and your cheekbones.)
|Shut Up! What do you want? Just take your pants off!|
|I see we're still going with the "one size too small shirt" look. I approve.|
|Yea, you let that shirt just casually fall open. That's what mama likes.|
|I think I'll just skip the sushi and go straight for some Gabe please!|
Have you recovered from that yet? Do you need a moment? OK....
Moment is over time for another round of sexy!
It's time to talk about Mike Richards. Oh yes, sexy, sexy Mike Richards. He's the pride of Kenora, and always down for a party in your pants.
|Just...everything. You. Are. Perfect.|
Yes, Mike, in all his bearded Stanley Cup Champion glory is so sexy. His snarky attitude and crooked smile give Mike just the right amount of smart-ass charm. In fact, I bet that little jerk could charm the pants off you right now!
|Plus, he has a sweet boat. Bitches love boats.|
|Aww...look at the puppy! Plus, look at that view! Damn!|
Yes, Mike will charm your pants off, but really do you need to be charming when you look like this?
|Screw charming, I just want to screw you!|
#2 Henrik Lundqvist v. #3 Jeff Carter
As you can see all the top seeds made it to the end. Well it's time to take a look at the #2 seed, King Henrik.
|Please refrain from licking your computer screen, that shit probably causes cancer.|
Henrik is also the second Swede on this list to win an award this season. He took home the Vezina, and looked damn good doing it.
|Henrik accepting his award for being incredibly sexy.|
|Who just looks like this? His hair is always perfect!|
|I chose a playoff beard picture, because...reasons.|
|I really like pictures of hockey players in golf gear. (Insert Leafs fan joke here.)|
|I also enjoy Jeff in a suit...or out of a suit. That suit would look good on my floor, just saying.|
Of course, I can't have Richards and Carter on a list together without mentioning their love. It would be a difficult decision if these two had to face each other in the championship.
"Hey Mike, you'd vote for me right?"
So who's your pick?