Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Recap: Zombie Teddy Bear

I could give you a whole run down of the game, but really there's only one thing you need to know...
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Anze Kopitar is really good at hockey. 

Stanley Cup Final: New Jersey Devils v. Los Angeles Kings

I give a super in-depth and professional look at the Stanley Cup...I'm kidding I just made stupid photoshops....

Stanely Cup Media Day Recap aka Glorious Beards on Glorious Men

Not much was said that you haven't heard endlessly the last couple days. So here's some media day photos from the Kings and Devils. Enjoy.

Simon Gagne LIVES!!!
More pics after the jump...

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Your Eastern Conference Champion New Jersey Devils

The New Jersey Devils Christmas card.

The Stanley Cup final match-up is all set now thanks to the overtime heroics of the gorgeous man, Adam Henrique. The New Jersey Devils will take on the Los Angeles Kings on Wednesday night at Prudential Center in Newark for game 1 of the Stanley Cup final. Right now though here's the last time I'll say nice things about the Devils until the end of the series awesome photos from their series clinching win over the New York Rangers.

Those are some seriously happy people right there. I would be happy too if I got to hug Adam Henrique.

Oh sweet man love.

Just so much happy, except Hedberg he seems indifferent.

Adam Henrique requests all of the hugs!

New York Rangers...stunned.

Oh you.

Zach Parise's face, my goodness.

Yea I know you're adorable, I get it.

Zach Parise is always camera ready. I'm seriously going to lick the glass at Staples Center when you skate by me.

Come on Zach, you know you wanna touch it.

Marty is so happy you would think someone bought him a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers.

My Lord what an epic hug.
Zach Parise is so uncontrollably happy.

Don't crush poor Stephen Gionta! He only wants love!

"I love you glass!"

Damn Kovy! Getting come series air.

"Yes I get to hug David Clarkson's beard!"

I like pictures of Adam Henrique if you couldn't tell.

Congratulations Devils! I can't wait to breath heavily on the glass at you next week. Please don't file any restraining orders.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Your Western Conference Champion Los Angeles Kings

Jonathan Quick just wants to celebrate with everyone, but Justin Williams needs some solo time first.

That's right folks the first of the two teams that will be playing in the Stanley Cup finals is set. The Los Angeles Kings won in overtime in Glendale, AZ to send them to the finals for a chance to play for Lord Stanley. It's been 19 years since the Kings were in the finals, and they're hoping to win it for the first time in franchise history. Needless to say these guys are pretty excited (and so am I!)
Drew Doughty is the happiest person on earth.

How can you be mad at that face? Come on now.

Mike Richards is either sneezing or well...he might have gotten a little too exicted.

Seriously I think Mike Richards was a little excited.

I had no idea Dustin Penner was capable of getting that much air.

"As the video shows Mike Richards clearly left his feet during the man love pile."

Slava need hug from big bear.

How the hell did Doughty get all way up there?

Jeff Carter and Mike Richards have now been in the Stanley Cup finals 2 of the last 3 years. Yep.

Seriously guy in the sandals, my lord.

How much you bet this will happen again later? But with booze and a lot more nudity. 

Your beard sir is a national treasure.

Look at you so cute!

My lord those shirts are ridiculous.


Pancake victory scream! 
Mother of God it's real.
Congrats Kings! I love you more than anything! Now rest up, seriously.

I will do a post for the Eastern Conference Champs too, don't worry I will try not to homer it up. I can't make any promises though.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Weekly Wrap Around: Who Are These Guys?, Playoff Beards, and Other Random Stuff

Anton Stralman and David Clarkson collide in the...wait who?

Seriously who are these guys? I still don't know the whole Devils roster. Kind of crazy considering they're only two wins away from the Stanley Cup finals. On top of their already confusing roster they added another player Jacob Josefson the other night. Seriously guys? Petr Sykora was one of the only players I actually knew on your roster. Well I decided to find out who this kid was, and well....

He's adorable.

Jarret Stoll also tried to rape him earlier this year. I have no memory of this.

He is part of the Swedish chef brigade.

He works out in the summer with Gabriel Landeskog..YUM.

And then there's this....

Playoff Beards!!!!!
Bailey might have a better beard than Doughty, but no one rocks black socks and sandals like Drew.

Damn David Clarkson...just damn. Call me maybe?

Man I love Richards beard, and that cardigan just offsets it perfectly.

Even his beard is fucking perfect.

Kovy's beard is the most shocking thing about this picture. Umm..close up shop.

Cheeto ginger beard gloriousness.

For a 12 year old Jonathan Quick grows a pretty nice beard.
Prusticles beard is out of control.

Yummy Danish beard for one please!

Matt Greene's beard is a ray of sunshine.
Doanbeard and Yandlebeard are pretty awesome.

Yandlebeard would be the top playoff beard except...
Mother of God...bow before his beard.

Random Shit
So stupid it's awesome.

I laughed more than I should have at this.

John Tortilla.

Pretty much.

Henrik Lundqvist wasn't always perfect. I still don't know how I feel about this.