Thursday, November 29, 2012

What Are You Doing Without Hockey?

This post is really about nothing. I just wanted to see if any of you had figured out something fun or productive to do with your time during the lockout. I, of course, have been drinking copious amounts of liquor and watching every reality show known to man. It's a tough life. So what have you been up to? Have you switched to a different sport? Are you watching any good shows? Did you cure cancer? Let me know! Seriously, I will be genuinely interested. I have NOTHING ELSE GOING ON.

PS: Here's a video of Henrik Lundqvist getting dressed. I had no idea he just oiled his ridiculous body before putting on million dollar suits. The more you know I guess. It's ungodly the amount of times I've watched this video. I have no idea if I would have watched it this many times as I did if there was actual hockey happening. All I can tell you is that I've watched it so much it's just on loop in my head now. I CAN'T STOP. Just...fuck. I need help, but you already knew that.

OK leave some damn comments, or tweet your activities to me. Whatever. I'm bored.