Cosmo's Pick: Mike Green
What Cosmo Said: "This Caps defenseman makes our hot list for the second year in a row. Um, yeah—have you seen the guy?"
Yes Cosmo, I have seen this guy...
My Pick Last Year: Brooks Laich
I still think Brooks is a good looking dude, but I think I want to make a revision
My Pick This Year: Braden Holtby
|Guy in the Rangers jersey likes what he sees.|
Why Braden? 1. He's a goalie, that's automatic points. 2. He was an absolute stud last year. 3. Look at that fucking picture! He's like a bearded super-spy or some shit. What a badass.
Los Angeles Kings
Cosmo's Pick: Jeff Carter
What Cosmo Said: "We don't get hung up on trophies, but Jeff won a Stanley Cup last season. And he's hot. Just saying."
My Pick Last Year: Mike Richards
Solid choice by both of us honestly. My love for Cheeto Carter is well known, as is my love for Mr. Richards. I just feel like maybe there's someone I'm missing...
My Pick This Year: Simon Gagne
|Shown: Gagne Playoff Beard. I'll give you a minute.|
You forgot he was on the Kings too didn't you? Simon is like top five all time for me. I was swooning over him back in junior high. Now he has a Stanley Cup, plays for my favorite team, and I get too look at his face for the five games he'll play before he's injured again. I love you.
New York Rangers
Cosmo's Pick: Brian Boyle
What Cosmo Said: "Brian is hot. Brian all sweaty? Yummy."
My Pick Last Year: Henrik Lundqvist
My Pick This Year: Henrik Lundqvist
Surprise! Henrik Lundqvist is hot! I know, can you believe it? I bet you didn't know that before today! Seriously, if you make a list of hot hockey players and omit Lundqvist, you automatically fail.
Cosmo's Pick: Patrick Kaleta (haha seriously I didn't make that up)
What Cosmo Said: "We've never wanted to be a goalie so badly before."
Pretty sure Ryan Miller doesn't even like this guy.
My Pick Last Year: Cody Hodgson
My Pick This Year: Marcus Foligno
Cosmo's Pick: Scott Hartnell
|This is the actual picture Cosmo used. Yep.|
I seriously can't stop myself. He's just so....yum.
Cosmo's Pick: Evander Kane
What Cosmo Said: "This talented hottie was named after boxer Evander Holyfield. The more you know…"
My Pick Last Year: Ondrej Pavelec
My Pick This Year: Ondrej Pavelec
|He's Czech in case you were wondering.|
Cosmo's Pick: Jordan Staal
What Cosmo Said: "Hottie Jordan was traded from the Penguins this year. We have no idea how they could let that kind of cuteness go." Last Years Pick: James Neal and Kris Letang
This Years Pick: James Neal
|Just Look at that face!|
|Come to me James Neal.|
Cosmo's Pick: Ryan Suter
What Cosmo Said: "Ryan signed with the Wild this year. Lucky, lucky Minnesotans."
Dan is an attractive man. I could have gone with Jason Demers, but I stand by my pick here. He's got a certain charm, I'm intrigued.
Cosmo's Pick: Tyler Seguin
What Cosmo Said: "Tyler wrapped up last season as the highest scorer for the Bruins. What can we say—we like a man who knows how to score."
Solid choice, but I stand by my pick from last year
Last Year's Pick: Patrice Bergeron
My Pick This Year: Patrice Bergeron
Yes..yes...good choice. Patrice is a sexy French Canadian specimen. Maybe next year Tyler.
Cosmo's Pick: Bobby Ryan
What Cosmo Said: "This forward participated in a charity hockey game this year to raise money for victims of Hurricane Sandy. Aww."
Even as a Kings fan, I have to say I like watching Bobby Ryan play hockey. That's really where the attractiveness ends. For the second year in a row Cosmo has snubbed my pick! Bitches.
Last Year's Pick: Teemu Selanne
My Pick This Year: Teemu Selanne
|That is an attractive gentleman.|
Cosmo's Pick: Patrick Sharp
Cosmo's Pick: Jordan Eberle
What Cosmo Said: "Jordan makes navy blue look good."
PS: Navy isn't an Oilers color. Also, that's not an Oilers jersey. OK just...stop it Cosmo.
Last Year's Pick: Sam Gagner
My Pick This Year: Sam Gagner
Is Sam the sexiest guy ever? No, he's cute though. Giving that I HAVE to pick someone on each team, Sam is the clear choice here. Step it up Edmonton!
Cosmo's Pick: Jaromir Jagr (he plays there now)
What Cosmo Said: "This right wing is considered one of the best players of all time. Oh, and he's pretty damn easy on the eyes, too."
I don't...no...I'm actually just impressed they knew Jagr played for the Stars. Apparently they do know how to use Google.
Last Year's Pick: Jamie Benn
My Pick This Year: Jamie Benn
I actually wasn't going to pick Jamie, but then I found out he shaved that STUPID FUCKING FACIAL HAIR. Thank you Jamie, as a thank you I picked you. You're welcome.
So Ladies and Gents, what do you think? Did I do better than Cosmo? Did I leave someone out?