|YES A SALE AT IKEA!!! HURRY GUYS LET'S GO!!!|
Look, I love Sweden. 364 days out of the year I want my life to be surrounded by everything Swedish. More than half of my ten favorite things come from Sweden. My house: totally stocked with Ikea shit. My wardrobe: practically sponsered by H&M. Then there's Gabriel Landeskog:
|Just take me please!|
OK Gabe might be like five of my top ten things, but whatever, Sweden is pretty fucking awesome. Today though...Sweden CAN SUCK IT!!!! This gold medal is for AMERICA!!!
|You suck Canada!!!|
The Americans will crush you Sweden! Seriously, how good was this team against Canada? It seems like they're just on a roll, and next up is the Swedes. Sorry fellows, not even your superior gene pool and robot players can stop these guys! I fully expect this to be what I see at the end of the game that I'm waking up at fucking 5 am to watch!
|Give Gibson some love bitches!|
Even Gabriel Landeskog seems to be doubting his own countries chances.
|That's right Gabe, America!|